November 2010
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goddamnsteamboat asked: How do you feel about living in Colorado? Weather, economy, etc? I currently live in SLC, Utah, and Colorado is probably my nearest option (geographically) for living in a sane-based state.
Notes on Thanksgiving
I am typing this from my wifi enabled phone at 35,000 feet up in the sky. So how was Thanksgiving? It was good. Real good. Turkey. Family. Stuffing. Good conversation at the dinner table. Cranberry sauce. Accusations. Gravy. Being kicked out of the house because no one approves of my lifestyle. Mashed potatoes. I went to Japan and married my body pillow and apparently no one else believes it...
jninetysix-deactivated20111106 asked: Also is there anywhere I can read your new jokes?
Anonymous asked: WhHERE ARE YOU? I miss the random little quips you used to post throughout the day. I'M INCREDIBLY ANGRY ABOUT THIS.
America!
“And then there’s the competition. Rockstar Aaron trades the mayorship [on Foursquare] of certain places back and forth with other big users like the ubiquitous Colfax J, who rules the roost at more than twenty places, including Gabor’s and the Ogden Theatre.
‘Colfax J is the mayor everywhere. I’m competitive with him, but I don’t know him,’ Rockstar...
yourportrayal-deactivated201012 asked: maybe he was talking about a nice xmas gift, you fucking prick
And the creepiest thing you can hear a grown man...
“Don’t talk to your mom about it.”
Congrats, grown man. You “win”!
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Just to make sure I still exist, mostly
I’m the kind of narcissist who isn’t particularly fond of his looks. But I’m sitting at a restaurant now looking out at the street and I love that I also get to enjoy the reflection of myself in the window at the same time.
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I'm interviewing Jeff Daniels this afternoon.
He’s a film actor. You know him from Dumb and Dumber and other stuff where he’s serious.
What should I ask him? Questions can be funny (and can definitely be related to Dumb & Dumber).***
***Your question becomes the sole property of my company if you write it in the box below. I made up that bit of legalese! I’m proud of myself.
