My phone bill is not about two G's flat, luckily.
Friend: So did your number change since you moved to Colorado?
Lee: Call the crib, same number same hood. It's all good.
Friend: But it's not the same hood. You moved.
Lee: Ugh. That's not the point. This is why we're not friends anymore.
Friend: Not according to this chat log.
Lee: ...
Ex-friend: Oh shit, you were serious.
