Bye!
When people have phone conversations on TV dramas, they never end the conversation by saying “bye.” Ever. They just hang up when the conversation comes to its natural conclusion. I find this to be unrealistic. I don’t think I’ve ever had a phone call that didn’t end with both parties saying goodbye.
Ok, that’s not true. More than once, a woman talking to me has said, “I’m going to have to let you go. Don’t ever call me again. And for the record, your penis is small. Very small. You should really be ashamed. It’s mind boggling why you’d have a framed photo of your dick on your mantlepiece, surrounded by hundreds of carvings of your junk from wood. You kept saying they were ‘life sized,’ but they looked like miniatures to me. Like I said, don’t ever call me again. And I never loved you. And your dick is small, if I hadn’t mentioned that before.” *click*
