Here’s a joke I wrote for work today that was cut
“Sightseeing by train enables you to see sides of places you’ve never experienced before, like Amtrak’s Front Range route that offers up-close views of mountain wildlife, or the NYC subway’s up-close views of upcoming storylines for CSI: NY!”
(It was cut because the punchline doesn’t quite line up with the first part of the set-up, but it’s still funny, I think. I like the idea of someone riding the subway with their eyes closed because they don’t want spoilers for upcoming episodes of CSI: NY.)
