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September 23, 2011 at 12:58pm
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Timing is everything

Just saw a woman with a sign: “Mom of 4 laid off. Looking for work.”

I walked up to her and told her I had the solution. I handed her a time machine and five condoms.

She did not appreciate my gesture.

“This isn’t funny. I only have four kids, asshole.”

“The fifth one is for you,” I said. “Get out there and celebrate.”

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