At least I have health insurance for when my inevitable stress-induced maladies strike
Day Laborer: outside, painting a fence, inhaling horrible paint-based chemicals, singing happy songs to himself in Spanish, and whistling.
Me: inside climate-controlled environment, lounging in comfortable leather chair in my home, frowning at computer screen, wishing restauranteurs would reply to my emails, watching the minutes tick by as deadline fast approaches, and miserable.