Rest high above the clouds
Did we ever figure out where that satellite crashing to earth ended up landing? I bet if it landed on a Jew’s house, they’d be all, “Why did that satellite have to land on our house? Why has He forsaken us?! Why must my family be subjected to his wrath?”
And if it didn’t land on a Jew’s house, that same dude would say, “Now that I’m thinking about satellites, why is my DIRECTV bill so high?! Why does NFL Sunday Ticket have to cost so much? Is it just me, or is this highway robbery? I need to see out-of-market games because I need an excuse to sit on my couch all weekend and get away from the kids. Kids! You know, you try to raise them right, and then your youngest daughter gets a tongue piercing. At 13, mind you! She’s not an adult! Kids are growing up faster than we know, I tell you.”
