I’m pretty much desensitized to porn. It’s the same thing over and over and over and over again.
- Guy has sex with girl
- Girl has sex with girl
- Pizza delivery guy has sex with girl because she values her body at $1 (the cost for her to just tip the guy instead)
- alien with odd forehead, teeth in need of adult braces and soul patch has sex with girl and other alien girl (though she just looks like a girl in neon tights)
- girl has sex with lumberjack though there’s not a timber frame chamfer tool anywhere in the guy’s house, which makes me suspicious as to whether he’s a real lumberjack
- girl watches from closet while guy and girl and a man who looks to be Henry Kissinger have sex (Kissinger himself said, “The illegal we do immediately, the unconstitutional takes a little longer” which makes sense because what he’s doing to that girl is definitely illegal in Arkansas)
- Paris Hilton has sex
Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.
