Mmm, blood!
I like that when you order guac at a fancy Mexican restaurant they prepare it in front of you at the table. It makes me feel special.
I think there’d be a lot more vegetarians in the world if they did the same thing when you ordered chicken fajitas.
Waitress: “I’m going to need to ask everyone to please put on their gloves and eye masks. When we chop this poor guy’s head off, there will be blood. Anyone want to help me remove the gullet?”