Assumptions
Dear Young Dude Begging Outside The Supermarket With His Girlfriend,
You’re probably reading this on your iPhone right now. I have no idea why you’re begging outside a supermarket when you don’t want food. How do I know? Because you didn’t ask me to buy you lunch, you asked if I could sell you a nug.
That shit’s insulting.
Just because I have a beard and curly hair doesn’t mean I smoke weed, dude. Yes, I was wearing my robe with a marijuana leaf pattern on it, and my t-shirt underneath it did say, “I’VE GOT A KUSH JOB” and it had a picture of myself with my feet up on my desk smoking a sick kush with a monocle on, but THAT GIVES YOU NO RIGHT TO MAKE ASSUMPTIONS.
But seri, if you’re reading this, I just microwaved some burritos, so you guys should come over and chill for a bit.
Sincerely,
Lee
