Pancake horse
If you unfollow me, tumblr should have a window pop up that asks you to leave a comment as to why you’re doing so.
I believe the most popular comment will be:
“I am a stupid person too stupid to recognize the genius inherent in every post you make, Lee. I’m sorry I have failed you by unfollowing your blog, but I was too dumb to get any of it in the first place. Pancake horse.”