Three awesome ways to start conversations with Jews about Yom Kippur
“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ATONEMENT?????” (sung to the tune of “Are You Ready For Some Football?”)
“Do you think Spielberg is going to atone for making that really shitty Indiana Jones movie?”
“Why did you lead me to this empty field in the middle of nowhere? WAIT, WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUN? Oh, I see. You’re going to kill me, and then atone for your sin of killing me at sundown when the holiday starts. Ok, I have to admit that’s pretty clever. Carry on!”
