The One With The Neverending Delays
After every announcement that my flight has been delayed a little longer, I’d feel better if they tried to assuage my disappointment with some music.
“Ladies and gentlemen, it’s unfortunate that your flight has been delayed another forty to fifty hours. And now, the Friends theme song!
So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, you’re love life’s DOA.
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
But, we’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour (though expect delays).
United Airlines will be there for you, like we’ve been there before.
United Airlines will be there for you, even though we’re having engine problems.”
