The miracle of life
You know how it takes like a whole ENTIRE WEEK for the pill to kick in when a girl first starts taking it? It’s an eternity!
So anyhow my girlfriend wanted to stop using condoms right away too. But how could we wait a week?!?! We couldn’t. But I wanted to be safe too, so I convinced her to take all 30 in one night. It didn’t quite work and I wanted to publicly apologize.
I’m sorry, Bristol.