How Capitol One makes their commercials
Ad guy: Our commercials are really fucking annoying. Those pirates! People hate our commercials so much, they're said to have inspired Occupy Wall Street.
Everyone shakes their head in wonderment. Then everyone applauds.
Ad guy: It's good work, people. Capitol One is at the forefront of every American's mind.
Everyone cheers.
Ad guy: So what if we made them more annoying? And thus made the brand even more popular?
A murmur hushes the room.
Ad woman: More annoying?! How would that be possible?
Everyone at once: Hire Jimmy Fallon.
Everyone cheers.
