The most college thing I’ve seen in a while
At 1:45pm on a Saturday, a visibly drunk dude wearing a CU t-shirt with a can of Rolling Rock in one hand, and with the other, pushing a shopping cart with a guy and a girl in it. He then screamed, “WOO!” as he pushed it down the street.
The only way it could’ve been more college is if he also screamed, “DEBT! UNPROTECTED SEX WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS! BINGE DRINKING!” and then passed out.