Brita Cares
I called Brita today and complained about black carbon particles showing up in my water. They informed me that the water is safe to drink. It was great news since I’d been drinking water with the particles in it for weeks.
Then the nice customer service rep told me some other activities that were safe to do:
- cross the street without looking both ways
- eat my own face
- engage in an MMA fight with a tiger
- date women
Thanks, Brita!
