Love letters from overseas
There is so much poetry in this email that made it through my spam filter today that I have to share it.
“Good day sunshine my clear. my tender heart female looking for a caring man! I take you very seriously, I want to love you, I want to be with you always and you want it? if so I am very pleased to communicate with you? waiting for an answer you ort. whilewoman from far away. Kiss bye :-)”
Needless to say, I responded with:
“Good day morning dew, my open! My strong hearted man looking for a loving lady! I take you very seriously as well, I want to feel happy feelings for you, I want to be with you for all time. If so, I would email you and text for you all day. Waiting for an answer, you orc (Ed. Note: orc is our nickname for one another!)!!! White man from far away. Tender kisses on body parts :-)”
