I'm a guy living in Colorado. I used to live in NYC. You can reach me at itssharingtime (at) gmail.com.
Halloween’s my favorite unofficial national holiday because you don’t even have to wear a costume to costume parties. When a girl asks you who you are, you can say, “I’m whatever you want me to be!” and then she can say, “I want you to be away from me!” and then you can light yourself on fire and scream, “I’m burning man!” and you’ll win twice because you’ll finally have a costume, and you’ll be far away from her in the ICU.
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