Finally, I wrote a joke that won’t embarrass my parents
I wrote this joke that appeared in today’s Thrillist and I liked it so much, I’m posting it here.
A Model Here, A Model There: Hair Show
This throwdown between nine area salons sports two cash bars and a catwalk show that reaches Zoolander levels of absurdity, with models sporting hair that approaches sculpture as they strut around wielding meat cleavers and wearing ball gags and gas masks. This year promises an “interactive runway presentation in which the audience will experience the elements”, but if you want to experience the models, you’ll probably need some Pt, Ag, and Au.
