Great news, everyone!
I’m starting MY VERY OWN MOMMY BLOG. This will be a place where you can read about THE BABY GROWING INSIDE OF ME and how it feels to HAVE A BABY INSIDE OF YOUR UTERUS. It will capture my FEELINGS about EATING and URINATING A LOT! It will be sentimental, but only because MY CHILD IS PRECIOUS and not at all A DRAIN ON THE EARTH’S DWINDLING NATURAL RESOURCES because my child will grow up and BE SOMETHING SPECIAL, AND PROBABLY NOT END UP IN SALES OR MARKETING.
MOMMIES UNITE!