Twitter is BETTER than CNN
Twitter is soooooooooo much better than CNN because news is tweeted by people AT THE SCENE without the filter of editors or people who know how to write things, ok? It’s fucking awesome. From now on, I’m getting all my news from Twitter! Screw you, mass media!
Ok, first BREAKING news update: my friend Joe has eaten a Pop-Tart. I don’t see CNN covering that.