Does anyone have a cigarette miss G can bum?
(This is real.)
A text I received this morning: “good morning ms G, are u gonna meet us at york college or the school?”
My reply: “miss G in da heezy! I am tired from last night. Three cosmos and miss G jumped on the first dude with a gold chain! Still a little drizuuuuuunk. Let’s meet at the school, but know that I am in no mood to teach kids. Let’s pop in a DVD of Little Mermaid and blaze up! See you soon!”