BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
When a married male friend of mine on Facebook becomes friends with a woman, I like to comment underneath it: BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR WIFE?
Then I write on his wife’s wall DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED? and attach a screenshot of my news feed.
After that, I mock up what I think my friend and his new ladyfriend would look like if they had a baby, and post that to his wife’s wall with the caption THIS COULD HAPPEN IF YOU’RE NOT CAREFUL. Ok, I don’t really mock it up, I just use a photo of my friend from when he was a kid and draw a mustache on it.
Then I show up at my friend’s wife’s workplace and ask, “Did you hear the news?” And when she asks what news I’m referring to, I ask her if she’s heard that her husband is a slut, and then I run out the door crying.
