The easy way out
My wife and I weren’t sure if we were compatible enough to have kids, so we thought we’d get a pet first and see how it went. But we didn’t know if pets would be for us either, so we decided to have a child first since fucking is easier than going through the pet adoption process. Not surprisingly, it didn’t go well. I sure hope someone takes that poor little guy home from the shelter. He screambarks a lot, but I’m told that gets better with age.