Suggested new names for Jon & Kate Plus 8
Now that they’re divorcing, the show needs a new title. Here are my suggestions:
- Jon & Wine Plus 9 (when it’s Jon’s turn to take care of the kids, he swigs from a bottle of a ‘82 Bordeaux; it becomes so ubiquitous the youngest children consider it a sibling)
- Weight & Kate Plus 8 (Kate struggles with eight different eating disorders and children, pushing her sanity to the limit)
- Jon & Fate Plus 8 (Jon plays Russian Roulette while the kids watch a Spongebob marathon)
- Procreate & Kate Plus 48 (Kate has 40 more children, her vagina falls off and retires to Boca)
