There was a woman I dated in college - Alejandra Llewellyn. She was half Argentinian and half British. She had beautiful, condescending eyes. She listened to techno and cooked a lot of steaks. We were only together for seventy-four days. It was like having sex with the Falkland Island war.
— a character in Chuck Klosterman’s new book “The Visible Man” and something I wish I’d written myself