Love is real, but only if everyone knows about it
Everyone seems to be getting engagement photos taken these days, but my fiancee and I think that’s fucking lame and played out. The future is in conception photos.
We’ve been trying to conceive for the past few weeks, and every time we’re ready to bone, I strap a hi-def, night-vision camera to my dick and it takes fantastic shots of what I know will eventually be our first child’s conception. After we’re done, the photographer enters the room and takes Instagram photos of us after we’ve made sweet, passionate love to each other.
Remember: if you don’t broadcast your love to the world, it doesn’t exist.
