Every single post you've made
Every post by a lady on tumblr
I have:
- a vagina
- a crush on a boy (underlying tone: love is grand and whimsical!)
- a boyfriend I love (underlying tone: love is cool on the whole, I guess)
- a husband I love (underlying tone: love fades)
- a picture of Chris Pine
- an ability to flip out over nothing
- a pretty dress
- a picture of something twee you should look at
- nothing against posting pictures of myself all the time, seriously, look at this picture of me
Every post by a dude on tumblr
I have:
- a boner
- a boner for Apple products
- alcoholism
- something to say that someone else said better than me so I’m going to quote them instead of finding my own way to say it
- a picture of Megan Fox
- a thing for bulleted lists
