Get some brain
In almost every porn ever, there’s a point in the scene where the girl is about to say something really filthy, but her mouth and her brain aren’t on the same page. The result is that what she says makes no sense.
“Yeah, put that dick right there on my… brain. Yeah… right, that’s right. Don’t stop rubbing my… elbows. Tits.”
You can just hear the gears turning in her drug-addled mind. Instead, I propose the ladies should blurt out a random fact when they can’t get a hold of the right word, which would go a much longer way in covering up a faux pas.
“Yeah, put that dick right there on my… brain… did you see that 60 Minutes piece on fMRI brain scans where doctors can actually see what you’re thinking? Neuroscience sure has come a long way. Yeah, I said come.”
As proven, it also opens the door to beautiful segues.
