I think I still come out ahead
Things I have stolen from work:
- pens
- pencils
- a computer
- paper
- Splenda packets
- space heater
- coffee
Things work has stolen from me:
- my will to live
- the best years of my life
I'm a guy living in Colorado. I used to live in NYC. You can reach me at itssharingtime (at) gmail.com.
Things I have stolen from work:
Things work has stolen from me:
