“The proposed ‘Oklahoma Citizen’s Proclamation for Morality’ would blame the economic crisis on moral collapse.
[here’s the resolution…]
WHEREAS, we believe our economic woes are consequences of our greater national moral crisis; and
WHEREAS, this nation has become a world leader in promoting abortion,
pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery”
(Washington Independent via HuffPo)
Friend: Lee, what’re you doing Saturday night?
Me: Dude, I don’t know. I was thinking I might go out and get divorced, have an illegitimate birth, beat a child. Or I could stay home and watch porn. Whatever, it’s all the same. I tried to get a same sex marriage, but it turns out you have to be gay for that.
I wish the Oklahoma Proclamation for Morality was more specific in what it meant by “other forms of debauchery” so I could do that stuff too :(
