Why not to be your “friends” with your parents on Netflix
I guess it was a shortsighted move to let my parents “friend” me on Netflix. Now they can see all the movies I rent. Here are the last five:
- Gran Torino (ok, totally normal)
- Secretary (Maggie Gyllenhaal’s in it and she’s mainstream, so maybe they’ll overlook the fact that it’s super kinky)
- The Fucking List (a charming parody of the popular movie ‘The Bucket List’ starring Cock Nicholson and Morgan Hugeman as they bone their way through a senior citizens home; I’ll just convince them that it’s a comedy and that they don’t get comedies aimed at a younger generation)
- This Is Definitely a Porn and Not a Film, You’re Not Fooling Anyone, Jewboy 34: What You Watch When You Only Want to Watch Porn (ok, I’m having a hard time trying to explain that one away)
- A Home-Video Of Lee And His Ex-Girlfriend Fucking That Is Only Available Through Netflix (yes, I licensed a sex tape I made when I dated Karolina Kurkova; here’s a picture of us together that’s SFW)
