IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I’M FUCKING WASTED
A normal young man’s version of a good night
Go to a multitude of the city’s best bars/nightclubs late at night, get wasted.
My version of a good night
Purchase multiple kinds of new, BPA-free packaged soups**** at a reasonable hour, eat a single serving size in front of a large television.
****LENTIL, VEGETABLE, AND LENTIL + VEGETABLE!!!!!!!!!!