Next Jonas Brothers song: “I’m Tappin That Ass and My Two Bros Ain’t”
Kevin Jonas [of the Jonas Brothers] surprised his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa by showing up at her doorstep in New Jersey early Wednesday morning and dropping down to his knee to ask her to marry him.
Please note that Kevin Jonas is a 21 year old virgin. Do you see how sad this is? His need to experience sexual pleasure is so great he’s willing TO GET MARRIED. At 21.
Oy.
