Whereby I make the movie New Year’s Eve much funnier
Actress From Modern Family With Large Breasts: On New Year’s Eve, you have to show off a little something!
Katherine Heigl: Trust me, those aren’t little.
I think I’d make a great Hollywood script doctor, so I’ve written an alternate line that I think is much funnier.
Actress From Modern Family With Large Breasts: On New Year’s Eve, you have to show off a little something!
Katherine Heigl: Jesus, get a load of those tits! America, are you looking at those things? Almost worth the $15 bucks you paid to get in, no? Why are you here at the theater, anyways? Did you literally have nothing else to do on a Friday night? You know what would be more worth your time? Volunteering. Not at a homeless shelter or anything, but volunteering to never have children. Because by buying a movie ticket to this, you’ve proven to all of us that you should not be allowed to reproduce. If you’re not here on a date and you’ve already reproduced, consider smothering your offspring with a pillow. Ok, back to the super subtle jokes about huge tits!
