Ain’t no party like a bee party cuz a bee party interrupts baseball games
“A bee keeper was brought in to remove a chair containing a ballgirl’s jacket which had accumulated, according to Padres officials, a couple thousand bees.”
(via mlb.com)
I know reporters are supposed to write in an unbiased matter and not express surprise about how many bees are in a ballgirl’s jacket, but COME ON.
I’d write that sentence like this: “A bee keeper was brought in to remove a chair containing a ballgirl’s jacket which had accumulated, you’re never going to fucking believe this, A COUPLE THOUSAND GODDAMN BEES. Yes. You read that right. This ballgirl had her jacket on and then it’s like BLAM, BEE PARTY ALL UP IN HER SHIT. They don’t pay those girls enough. If she has a nice rack, I’d encourage her to work at Hooters. I mean, they tip well and the worse that can happen is some old dude grazes his hand on your ass. You know, as opposed to being SWARMED BY A THOUSAND FUCKING BEES.”
