I pulled this gas tank from an old Chevy. I wanted to blow it up, so I did. What I didn’t think about was all the bits of metal that were going to fly in every direction, and I almost killed myself. I woke up in this hospital, and this doctor was like, ‘Son…’, and I said, ‘Don’t call me son, you fucking cunt.’ And then he was like, ‘You blew off your nut.’ I just lost my nut like that. I went fucking crazy. I assaulted a nurse or a doctor…I don’t remember. I got arrested. I went to juvie. All I could think about was my nut, man. I’m missing my fuckin nut! What am I going to do? I had to go lookin’ for it, so I busted out of juvie, and I went searching. Couldn’t find the nut. Well, there was this one night I was sitting there, and I was taking a shit, and I was looking at my balls, and I was staring at this little piece of flabby sack where my left nut used to be. And then I saw my right nut for the first time. And I was like, ‘FUCK MAN! MY NUT! LOOK, I STILL HAVE A NUT!’ Right? It’s a good nut. It works. And God or the fuckin devil or whoever the fuck it is, he left me with one good nut. I still have a fuckin’ nut, and it works. And my fuckin’ dick works too.
— Hesher dropped some serious knowledge in this one scene
