Chattin' up a lady at the Redbox
A woman stands alone at a Redbox machine and selects a movie to rent. I approach her.
Me: So, you getting a movie tonight?
Her: Yeah, so?
Me: Need someone to watch it with?
Her: No.
Me: Need someone to NOT watch it with?
Her: Yes?
Me: I will be that man for you.
She pulls out a Twilight DVD from the machine.
Me: Well, that explains why you were about to watch a movie alone.
Her: You're alone too! You're just as sad as I am!
Me: Whatever. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see if they have any copies of "Ryan Gosling's Abs."
Her: You mean "Crazy. Stupid. Love."?
Me: No, I mean I keep waiting to see if they've released a cut of that movie that's just an 1.5 hour long close-up of Ryan Gosling's abs.
Her: If you can find that, I'd be interested in watching that with you.
Me: Stick with me, kid. I'll show you things about this world.
