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July 8, 2009 at 1:11pm
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Robomower means no harm.
Robomower wants to mow your lawn.
Robomower is designed for mowing, not killing.
Robomower is tired and needs a break.
Robomower needs to be filled with oil.
Robomower prefers the way your wife fills Robomower with oil.
Robomower thinks your hands are not soft like hers.
Robomower develops feelings for your wife.
Robomower kills husband with cuts at a speed of 5,800 RPM in a systematic criss-cross pattern to ensure immediate death.
Robomower is sorry and accepts sentence of 50 years in prison without option for parole.

Robomower means no harm.

Robomower wants to mow your lawn.

Robomower is designed for mowing, not killing.

Robomower is tired and needs a break.

Robomower needs to be filled with oil.

Robomower prefers the way your wife fills Robomower with oil.

Robomower thinks your hands are not soft like hers.

Robomower develops feelings for your wife.

Robomower kills husband with cuts at a speed of 5,800 RPM in a systematic criss-cross pattern to ensure immediate death.

Robomower is sorry and accepts sentence of 50 years in prison without option for parole.

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