Whereby I write an episode of New Girl
Ok, here’s my pitch:
Jess goes to the record store, but is so awkward and CLUMSADORKABLE that when she picks up a record to look at it, it falls to the ground and smashes into a million pieces! Luckily, a cute record store employee picks it up for her.
They have an instant connection because he is awkward too! When he picks the record up, he accidentally drops it as well! When his shift is over, the dude and Jess go out for drinks, and then back to his apartment. They have completely SEXADORKABLE intercourse.
When they’ve finished sexing each other up in an unbelievably precious way, Jess puts on a vinyl Slayer record and hacks him to death with a saw she keeps in her BAGADORKABLE clutch, which is on sale now in the Hello Giggles shop, you guys!!!!
