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Shit Jews Say

I was recently hired by the makers of the video “Shit Girls Say” to produce a video called “Shit Jews Say.” Here’s a sneak preview of some of the hilarious lines I’ve written for it!

• “Hi! Nice to see you!”
• “It’s cold out, isn’t it?”
• “Happy holidays!”
• “Are you feeling okay? I heard you were sick last week.”
• “That’s a nice hat!”
• “I’m rich because I own a bank, and am involved in a global conspiracy to keep all other races down!”

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