New Year’s resolution update!
These were the New Year’s Resolutions I made on January 1, 2011. I’ve crossed out the ones that I have kept.
I resolve to sit on my couch a lot.I resolve to go to the gym three timesa week.I resolve to involve myself ina loving relationship that transcends the boundaries of time and space, and becomes a refuge inaworld full of horribleness.I resolve to worksuper hard.I resolve to read books thatchallenge my current way of thinking, andaren’tjust full of dick jokes.I resolve to make another list for 2012.