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July 24, 2009 at 9:26am
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A man in 2009 finally comes to terms with what Gwen Stefani was trying to say

So even though you used a double negative vis-à-vis you ain’t no hollaback girl, you were not trying to say that you are a hollaback girl, which is what a double negative implies. You were actually trying to say that you are not a hollaback girl.

Next time, please refrain from using double negatives so that it does not take me four years to decode what you are trying to tell me. Also, I had to go to a website to find out what a hollaback girl even was. I’m glad to discover you’re not one because, frankly, I’ve found that verbal confrontation is not exactly a positive thing in most cases.

Women are confusing. This is why I’m not married.

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    Actually, it may be bad thing that’s she’s...because this implies she prefers
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