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Places I’d rather not spend New Year’s Eve

• in Times Square
• in a movie theater watching the movie New Year’s Eve
• at a party that’s also being attended by the cast of New Year’s Eve
• anywhere that large groups of people countdown loudly and with enthusiasm
• in a room with Dick Clark, physically Rocking him (to sleep, in my arms)
• in the VIP area of a nightclub, drinking expensive champagne and surrounded by beautiful women who just want me for my money (this happens 364 days of the year, so I need one day of rest)
• your friend’s house party, even though it’ll be totally low key and people “don’t even watch the ball drop” which is somehow a prerequisite for a “cool” party
• in a DJ booth
• within a 50 mile radius of a DJ booth
• in a room with anyone named DJ

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7. whereiscoachbombay said: New Year’s Eve 2009.
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14. flamelikeme said: all those reasons and more why i’m having a PAJAMA party, to symbolize what i want my 2012 life to look like
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24. adamiss said: I’d rethink that last bullet: bit.ly/uCcZ2i
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28. hoarr said: Not even DJ Tanner?
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