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July 29, 2009 at 1:35pm
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Times in everyday life when it can be sort of appropriate to say, “Don’t stop!” in the way women do when they are having sexual relations

  • When you are getting a haircut you can tell will turn out particularly well
  • When a waiter is pouring you an expensive glass of Chardonnay
  • When someone has jumped in the air and you want to encourage them to somehow jump higher even though they’ve already jumped and there’s not much they can do at that point
  • When you are watching an M. Night Shamalayan movie and there is five minutes left and you’re waiting for the twist and the person you’re with hits the pause button
  • When I am having sexual relations with you (yeah, girl)

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