I'm a guy living in Colorado. I used to live in NYC. You can reach me at itssharingtime (at) gmail.com.
For lunch today, I ate an amazing vegan hot dog (hear me out, this sentence is about to get better) topped with wasabi aioli, caramelized apples, and smoked cheddar. It was so delicious that I thought to myself, “You know, Denver isn’t such a bad town, after all.”
Then I stepped outside and a pigeon landed ON MY SHOULDER.
“What the fuck, pigeon?” I screamed.
And I swear to you that pigeon whispered in my ear, “I’ll give you an HJ for a dollar.”
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flamelikeme said:
WHERE IS THAT VEGAN DOG FROM i gotta tell my denver friend also now i’m salivating
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hookersorcake said:
wow the pigeons around here won’t touch my cock for less than $5
fireland said:
Biker Jim!
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