Sharingtime’s Mailbag!
Dear Sharingtime,
My girlfriend just left me. I feel horrible. I feel worse than horrible. I thought she was going to be the one, but she didn’t feel the same way.
How can my life go on without her?
Sincerely,
Sad in Sheboygan
Dear Sad in Sheboygan,
I don’t know! I don’t know! Never? Tomorrow? Why don’t girls love us? Why are we incapable of being loved the way we deserve? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Your life is over,
Sharingtime
Dear Sharingtime,
I’m looking for a funny TV series I can rent on DVD. Any suggestions?
Sincerely,
TV Fan in Tallahassee
Dear TV Fan,
Nothing will ever be funny again. Ever. Humor is dead. She killed it. Go rent Kramer vs. Kramer and then jump off a bridge.
I don’t know, Burn Notice?,
Sharingtime
Dear Sharingtime,
What kind of beer do you like to drink?
Sincerely,
Beer Drinkin’ in Burlington
Dear Beer Drinkin’,
Is drinking Grey Goose until you throw up every night considered a beer? That.
Alcohol is my only friend,
Sharingtime
Dear Sharingtime,
Huge fan. I think your blog is hilarious. No questions, just wanted to tell you that.
Sincerely,
Bloggin’ in Buffalo
Dear Bloggin’ in Buffalo,
Why don’t you stop emailing me, ok?
Seriously, I leave me alone,
Sharingtime
