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Reviews I wrote for the new Sherlock Holmes movie because I thought it would make it into the TV commercial

• “This new Sherlock Holmes pisses on the grave of the first one! Bafflingly delicious!”
• “SHERLOCK? MORE LIKE SURECOCK JOHN HOLMES because this new one fucks the first one in its stupid behind! Bangarang!”
• “I don’t know, I thought it was ok. JUST PLAYING, THIS SEQUEL IS ROBERT DOWNEY…it’s fresh out the dryer! Bully on the second Sherlock!!!”
• “Writing all these exclamation points is tiring, but I’m going to try one more time. A Game of Shadows casts A LARGE LOOMING SHADOW on that first piece of shit! Jude Law is okay in it too. Pip pip cheerio and a bottle of absinthe!!”

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