Suitbro
A suit-wearin’ bro is sitting at the bar. I’m taking a photo of a drink here for work. He just tried to impress the bartender by telling her that people have been drinking for 10,000 years.
When she failed to be moved by this bit of information, he shifted his focus and trained his eyes on me.
“So what’re you here taking photos of? You one of those gastrobloggers?”
“Gastroblogger?” I asked.
I had no words.
How did he know I’m someone who writes about his daily battles with gastroenteritis?
“Yes!” I shouted from the heavens. “Everyone must know about the war I wage on the demon called gastroenteritis! Gastrobattlin.tumblr.com, y’all!”
